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It was the thrill of doing something naughty with the Craigslist advert promising a once in a lifetime experience as I shoved my manhood through the glory hole NSFW

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My kids were heartbroken when I told them their beloved puppy died suddenly

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[MAY2020] - I was awoken by sudden shaking and the acrid smell of thick black smoke.

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She took my hand and told me everything was going to be ok.

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"Daddy come watch me go down the tree slide!" my son yelled from outside

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In the creature's defense, we couldn't fault it for bringing us actual toothpaste.

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After finishing my meal, my best friend reminded me to wash my hands

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I held my wife’s hand as we rushed through the emergency room, the baby only moments away, and I knew, right then and there, this was the happiest moment of my life.

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My wife loves the expensive mink coats I buy her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was the thrill of doing something naughty with the Craigslist advert promising a once in a lifetime experience as I shoved my manhood through the glory hole NSFW	144
My kids were heartbroken when I told them their beloved puppy died suddenly	144
[MAY2020] - I was awoken by sudden shaking and the acrid smell of thick black smoke.	143
She took my hand and told me everything was going to be ok.	143
"Daddy come watch me go down the tree slide!" my son yelled from outside	143
In the creature's defense, we couldn't fault it for bringing us actual toothpaste.	143
[deleted by user]	142
After finishing my meal, my best friend reminded me to wash my hands	142
I held my wife’s hand as we rushed through the emergency room, the baby only moments away, and I knew, right then and there, this was the happiest moment of my life.	142
My wife loves the expensive mink coats I buy her.	142